kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

mereperf:

claraozwald:

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

I said this to my friends and 3 of them started crying

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

atokniiro:

Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.

I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.

mochacafe:

(via MOST NOTED POSTS)

smilebrighterthenthesun:

crazyteenblogger:

they’re coming home for the hoilday

if you see this on your dash and don’t reblog judging you

whenever i see them, i thank them. you dont even know half of what they go through

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

awesomephilia:

Did he just rewrite history?

c-apable:

adorable!

themeghanchakra:

you shut up this is the cutest gifset

chekovvv:

i want someone to cuddle me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to kiss me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to roughly shove me up against the wall and make out with me until my head spins (◡‿◡✿)